It’s tragic and telling that my first response is “It won’t matter.”

I hope he isn’t....
Damn, damn, double god damn!

“Also, I might have committed light treason.”

“You know, suffering from a brain injury after the accident definitely I think it slowed my brain down a little bit. Made me less intelligent. And the pain also made reading and studying very difficult.”
- Madison Cawthorn, on why his grades in college sucked.

We definitely need people who are “less intelligent”…

Think he’ll be ok with it, or will he cry?

The opponent he ran against, Col. Moe Davis “Retired Colonel, U.S. Air Force; Former Chief Prosecutor at Guantanamo (resigned over Bush torture program); Retired Judge, U.S. Department of Labor” seemed like a nice guy. Probably too nice, because he should have had a team backing him that could have dragged up this…

Well, given that this is a couple of dozen foreign journalists whose sole function as an organisation is to hand out these awards, I’m not sure what more walking and talking could be expected from them. The HFPA doesn’t even have a table.

you know he visited Hitler’s Eagles Nest in the Alps ... said it was on his bucket list? Creepy Cawthorn has edged so close to white supremacy quite a few times and he always manages to squirm out of having the charges stick. Seems the same way with his rapey tendencies.

as I read this I don’t see a single thing that’s going to make today’s average conservative/Republican recoil in horror.  I applaud these women for coming forward but they’re going to suffer a lot more abuse and I just hope they’re prepared for it.

I would bet $100 that Madison Cawthorn used the fact that he was in a wheelchair to gain girls sympathy so that he could prey on them more easily. Yeah, I said it.

I’m just gonna assume the GOP too busy demanding Cuomo’s resignation (as he should) to bother with this.

The problem is that the voters of Cawthorn’s district probably don’t care about these allegations. They seem like the type who would say that the woman was “asking for it” and they would elect a steaming pile of dog poop as long as said poop had an (R) next to it on the ballot.

imagine thinking having a copypasta folder is something to brag about instead of being deeply, deeply ashamed of

White guy looks around and sees zero racism affecting him, declares systemic racism must not be an actual thing according to zzzzzzzzzzzz

“They were dying of natural causes way before we got there, so genocide schmenocide already!” -doodoostupidtophat

If you want a simple translation:

It would be nice if someone did a documentary on that country that Josh is proud of. Some highlights could be:

Year each country abolished slavery.

CPAC. “No really, we are Nazis.”

If you shit on the carpet everyday for years and years and then one day get your ass kicked so you finally stop shitting on the carpet you don't get to take credit for being the one that stopped carpet shitting.