When I hear of this kind of thing, all I can think of is possible retaliation to the ex-girlfriend...either from Michetti or one of his like-minded cronies. I get that she made herself known, but the Post and other outlets should perhaps take the high road and not crow about how the Michettis in the incident got…

Me, neither. All the butter I buy melts at room temperature. Even the “off brand” discount butter. Also, why the “everyone here eats wonderbread” nonsense?

I mean, the vibe I get is that the rest of the US is beneath this writer’s dignity because of the existence of potentially imaginary crap butter and bread that...I…

Right. You have to launder it through the cow.

Can you rewrite your headline so it isn’t so clickbait-y/a flat out lie? She never said Covid-19 can be treated with kombucha. And it’s not that crazy that changes in lifestyle/diet could help her with lingering SYMPTOMS.

kinda reminds me of one of the specimens on the “Home” episode of the x-files. Perhaps one of the the brothers of the father?

If you would have added “tried to eat him after he was unconscious” to the headline, after seeing that picture, I wouldn’t have questioned it.

I’m fifteen years older than this ghoul and he looks like he’s my creepy uncle. God, I pity his offspring.

Admittedly I read this headline as a request, not a statement of fact. I was certainly confused at first why anyone at Jezebel would demand he be let back into the capital.

I guess when you run out of men, women, children and elderly people to crack open skulls, it was only a matter of time before we saw blue on blue violence.

He’s just worried that bald immigrants are going to come to American and buy up all the supplies of spray-on fake hair.

“...paparazzi went down to the beach and took pictures of Heidi in her bikini... and the New York Post ran all these pictures of Heidi in her bikini. And I will tell you, THAT she is pissed about...now, I’m sitting here—look, Heidi is smokin’ hot, so I looked at the pictures...man, you look great—but, you know,…

he kept a folder listing his failures as a child (weird, but sure)

It’s not a Darwin Award if it doesn’t prevent the recipient from passing along their genes. That’s what the term “Darwin Award” means - natural selection removing people from the gene pool.

“I survived a gender reveal party that should have been an email.”

He already procreated

“Can’t exactly reveal the gender when it’s a mystery until you can see it’s junk.”

Maybe when celebrating an unborn’s genitals starts to look like the preparations for an IRA or UDA terror attack maybe it’s time to stop...

I want to commend you on describing the occupants of the second vehicle as innocent bystanders (even though they were not standing by) and not describing the people in the crowd as innocent bystanders. I don’t wish harm on anyone, but they weren’t innocent bystanders, they were idiots there to participate and take in…

*shrug* as if he isn’t getting re-elected anyway. Or will face any actual consequences. 

Or better yet do the Earth a favor and get rechargeable batteries.

Or better yet do the Earth a favor and get rechargeable batteries.