“Ivanka’s political bonafides”? What in the ever-lovin’ blue-eyed fuck does that even mean?

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Fuck that guy. I’m sure no one has.

Because Trump has bent the rules of order beyond any shape the founders could possibly image, everyone with a law degree is scouring legal documents for information and possibilities. As it stands, it appears Trump can pardon the entire white supremacist mob if he so desires. https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/verify/c…

Fun/baffling/enraging fact: in the days after the riot, the commentariat on Breitbart were saying this guy “is BLM.” Despite, you know, the mile-wide social media trail and white supremacist tattoos.

My god, that’s a beautiful, perfect description.

So no weird jungle juice concoctions. This is specifically for the grown and sexy.

So no weird jungle juice concoctions. This is specifically for the grown and sexy.

Apparently it was cool when it happened to the (former Dixie) Chicks. Cuz.... 

Honestly, she accidentally managed to achieve (the only way this crapfest ever achieved anything) the Ur-Dump Acme Of Success: Idiotic Buzzword Salad With Two Ingredients That Sat Like An Inert Lump Of Dark Matter And Managed To Do Nothing.

Angry, pimple-faced basement dweller yells at mom to get more Cheetos and quotes Daily Fail to blames black people for the tsunami of angry white racists who killed five while committing treason:

One guess (besides the obvious “I empathize with me and mine and think everyone else above peach is suspect”) is the odds were quite higher that he rightfully defends himself and that ‘murica crowd of armed people (who skipped along merrily with guns and bombs that anyone not white would’ve been DESTROYED for having…

I found my deadly rare cancer when my hand brushed across my right breast. I couldnt explain it other than my nipple felt desensitized. Upon inspection I noticed the skin seemed thicker but no lumps at all. Thought maybe clogged duct but within a few hrs something kept saying in back of head this is bad. ER visit…

There are websites where you can sell unwanted gift cards. Sell it and donate the cash! CC your mom on the donation receipt. :)

I hate that company and the waste that their pods generate so much.

I hate that company and the waste that their pods generate so much.

I read the “documentary” bit aloud to my husband and he replied, “holy crap, it’s like someone told your mom she’s a lawyer.”

A few years ago, she was telling me about what she’d recently learned about human trafficking. “And they really want young American girls, and then they auction them off to Arabs . . . “

Ma, was…

Mockumentory? How would that work? The whole idea of a mockumentory is that the film crew exists in-universe.

I met Alex in 1990 in Anchorage. He and his new bride were honeymooning, but he stopped at the Alaska Zoo to see a musk ox that he had “adopted” after a question on the show made him curious. I was there as a cub reporter for the Anchorage Times (moment of silence, please).