That creepy fundraiser in Veep was based on him, right? That's who I thought that was at first.

I heard that a lot of companies the likes young conservative people would be applying for jobs to are flat out saying they won’t even look at anyone who worked in the Trump White House.

Iran my ass, the broadcast came from Long Island.

Haha... A Goodfella’s spin.

He was electrocuted later that night when his nuts got caught in a toaster. Final Destination-style irony at play.

From the article:

Here is a character reference for Doug Jensen who was seen chasing a black Capitol Police officer up the stairs.

God DAMN IT!
Can’t you let us have just this ONE thing?

so the guy who allegedly tased himself in the balls actually didn’t, but the person who was allegedly trampled to death while carrying a Don’t Tread on Me flag was true.

I choose to believe the alternative facts in this one matter. I will not relinquish my certainty that this “peace-loving” man who fetishized his gun collection accidentally pulled that trigger, shot those darts into his balls, and zapped himself into a cardiac arrest. It is too pure and beautiful an image to surrender.

so Dipshit would have preferred that his insurrection team look classy like him—too much orange foundation, shitty combover, too-large suit, fat and sweaty, with tiny pale hands? I’d argue that everyone out there may not have looked like that but they gave off the same vibe.

I realize it’s not anyone’s job to explain this to an old white guy such as myself, and I am only asking because I’ve never ever heard this term used in a racist manner and it isn’t explained in the article and Google isn’t helping and I am in no way insinuating it isn’t a racist term or that it’s not being used as…

I know, right? Punctuation, people!

By the way, if I am correct on who that is, the story behind the lone Black officer feeling the mob is actually even more striking than just that scene.

That is not a rumor you should even start to spread without concrete evidence. Depression is a horrible disease and unless you have been there you can’t even begin to know what he might have been going through in the aftermath of seeing the desecration of a building that from everything I read says he took pride in…

Nope. I said this above. She’s a heinous cow, for sure, but she’s an American citizen. As soon as you start with that bullshit you’re no better than all of their supporters crying that other immigrants aren’t “real Americans”. 

Delicious White Tears.

While I’m sure none of this is shocking to any of us here, but the real juicy stuff is when you Google some of these ppl.

They’re fighting this for one of two reasons: Either they support what happened on Jan. 6, or they’re afraid of the MAGA base that does.

Hey, man; it’s just light treason.