Ossoff’s race has officially been called. Sigh. This should’ve been a great day.

Such a motley crew of fat bearded white men ambling along waving their homemade signs. Truly a pathetic sight on so many levels.

It’s funny how Trump has been the rise, but now also the fall of the Republicans. People already got tired of his shit after one term and the Republicans were to stupid to get out of his game before. I can’t comprehend how there are still so many behind him. Trump will drag them all down with him.

Well, masks not on but...

Question on the Slate:

The New York Post may be run by dickbags, but they are unparalleled at the headline game:

The real news here is that Hawley was in Missouri while this went on. This weenie lives full-time in the DC area and uses a relative’s house as his Missouri “residence.” He comes back only when it’s necessary to kick a few cow patties and rally the base before he does something heinous like he’s planning to do this…

Actually, he left home (and his wife and kids). He lives in NoVA but his congressional residence is his sister’s house in Missouri. Not only is he a wuss, he’s a carpetbagger.

So it’s basically terrazzo but with recycled glass instead of stone?

Zoe Kravitz has a thick neck??

Barely a day goes by I don’t ask one of our cats why they can’t become one of them there intranet meem things and bring in some money.

I keep trying to explain this to people and getting called a curmudgeon. 1 billion is the Audubon estimate for the number of birds killed annually by feral and outdoor cats plus even more insects, reptiles and amphibians, and small mammals. 

As cute as this is, letting your cats roam around the neighbourhood freely isn’t great for their life expectancy or the local wildlife. Modern expert advice is to stop letting them out without close supervision, unless you’ve got a cat-proofed area you can keep them in.

Unambitious. My cat’s role model is the Postmaster General, Louis DeJoy. Appointed to the position, makes a lot of noise without communicating anything, no apparent understanding of democracy, and stares in bafflement at mice.

“I don’t do rallies for other people,” the president later said. “I do them for me.”

Jesus Christ, what did Mitch McConnell ever do to you all to be forgotten on a list like this? He’s over here jumping up and down (that wattle is shaking everywhere) and waving his hands frantically like a wide-open receiver.

Hawley used to play pro football:

No issue with the retouching, but that photo looks <i>incredibly</i> like it belongs in a Ralph Lauren catalog. And not just because two of those sweaters are actually from RL; the styling, rich colors, and shall we say “model choice,” are all very on-brand.

Sometimes a gun is just your husband’s penis as exposed to an underaged child. - Sigmund Freud