This is some amazing shit. She tried to challenge her conviction on grounds including that it was error for the court to allow testimony about her siccing a dog on an innocent sleeping teenager, because the government had so much other evidence of her intent that it was “unnecessary”. And that even if it was maybe…

The only thing surprising about this is that she served 10 years for her sadistic, racist abuse of her power.

What an absolute cunt.

I, for one, am glad she already served her time and that this pardon did nothing to get her out of jail early. Granted by another criminal, it is an *ASTERISK* pardon. I hope this horrible person lives the remainder of her life in unemployable misery.

That’s one of the best endings to “so far up his ass....” I’ve ever heard.

I wonder how long it will be before she gets her police job back? Might have already happened. 

Thanks for the added detail. Not mentioning that she was suicidal is a pretty big omission in the story, especially given the clickbaity headline.

I don’t think there’s anything ‘exotic’ about her unless you think white people can’t have cheekbones. You get that same type of bone structure in blondes from northern Germany or Poland or other parts of Eastern Europe. That’s my point - that there is nothing specifically Spanish about her, because there really isn’t…

Maybe you’ve never been to Spain. Sure, some Spaniards, especially those from the south of the country are a little more Mediterranean looking, and that’s the look that some people associate with Spain, mostly due to that stereotype but there are also very white and fair haired Spaniards with a look that you would…

A quote from a People Magazine article on November 16th, 2020:

Is there an address I could send some Neosporin to help with the leopard bites? (...I’m not sending Neosporin)

What I want to know is WTF were her parents and family doing the last ten years while their crazy ass daughter was parading around as a Spanish woman?

This is definitely a messed up situation.

this reminds me vaguely of a great “item” in Spy Magazine years ago when Baldwin was still married to Kim Basinger...they interviewed him at an animal rights event that he was attending with her and he went on and on about how important animal rights were to him and her, and then the interviewer asked him “aren’t…

I had amblyopia (crossed eyes) as a child and wore an eye patch when I was 3 - 4 - my parents opted for it instead of surgery (which back in the day was a big deal. Now it’s outpatient).

I’m surprised she hasn’t played the “I’m Spanish but called myself Hillary Taylor-Thomas in prep school to avoid being Euro-shamed by my classmates” card.

jesus... rich people are the worst. why’d Story get screwed, though? no multiple options?

I guess the person who wrote this is a member of Gen Z (or Millennial cusp?) so why on Earth would she know about Punky Brewster (or Sabrina the Teenage Witch,) but it’s like, Wikipedia is right there lol.

The clip is from a 2003 interview...