Daily reminder “Latinx” is not a Spanish word. Thank you!

Whenever I’ve been met with the ‘do your own research’ reply, I say “no, you’ve made your thesis statement, now prove it to me, CITE YOUR WORK”.  Almost always get back blank stares at that.

Seriously why the hell do so many people use the front seat of their car as a film studio?

It was China? And here I was thinking it was Venezuela like an IDIOT.

Kyle Chandler can quote Friday Night Lights to me all day long and I’ll just sit there with a dreamy smile on my face as long as he wants to keep it up.  He doesn’t have to make breakfast, but I’ll eat it if he does.

he should be tried simply for using the word “fastly.” Jesus fucking Christ, this administration is full of sadistic morons.

Ladies and gentlemen, The Party Of Life™.

Maybe plastic for some of them.

Vaccination priority in the UK was also given to those over 80. Sir Ian McKellen is a celebrity and he is over 80. Thus, he was given the jab.

Hey, who wants to blow up a building with Trump’s name on it?

I feel like this tweet is relevant to the Democratic party’s internal challenges right now.

I don’t know any of the people involved, but my guess is these women might rest easier in peace if we all got a little more outraged at a system that allows this person get a four-month prison sentence (“rough” or otherwise) and now have to cope with some sadness.

To each his own.  I want to make stories like this not…

A member of the car got out and rushed at him and that’s where the confrontation took place.

Secret Service protection for former Presidents is optional. Nixon relinquished protection in 1985.

When it was revealed that the man Aguirre had accosted in front of the cops was just an “innocent and ordinary air conditioner repair technician,” the former police captain then directed them to search the victim’s truck—which the DA’s statement said was filled with nothing but air conditioning parts and tools.

I pictured a komodo dragon holding the stick to administer a beating and I was happy for a moment on this junktacular day of mine. Thank you.

He’ll probably get the keys to the city and a GoFundMe for his defense fund.

What’s going to happen to the police officer who followed this loon around and was an accomplice to his crime? Oh wait, I think I know the answer

I keep picturing him carrying his tray into the cafeteria, and no one wants him to sit at their table, like in middle school.