By the way, her dad did go to college—USC! Part of the way through he dropped out, but still took the tuition money from his dad and used it as seed money to start his clothing business. His dad didn’t know for years. Massimo has been lying to people for a long time.

As someone British who has *actually* seen the episode, it didn’t sound like a mistake at all, it sounded like a joke. I assumed her tongue was firmly in cheek because using a microwave is extremely off brand for her! (It reminded me of people who feel self-conscious about shopping in Primark calling it Primarni in a…

I keep wondering if the Biden team is keeping tabs on who Trump fires, and the idiots he replaces them with, so they can make things right after Jan 20th.

There’s a clip I saw where Jada’s mother does go at her. She looks Olivia dead in the face and basically says that in 2020, with the pandemic and everything else that has brought out how big an equality and equity gap there is in this country, she feels like “Child, please” (I’m paraphrasing but the “Child, please” is…

You should also learn to pronounce “penguin” as “peng-wing” the way Benedict Cumberbatch does. 

I would love an island- more workspace and doesn’t have the overhang of a cabinet. But the whole 2 mismatched islands is so weird and excessive.

Pet peeve: Why are we using “Jade” as her last name? It’s her middle name, her legal last name is Giannulli.

The explanation makes no sense. Wave is an English word and should be pronounced that way, and the microwave oven was invented by an American. How would making it sound Italian or Spanish be “the right way”? Plus, Italian and Spanish have their own words for the microwave oven, so if you were to go down that route,…

In Spanish it’s microondas, in Italian it’s microonde, in Welsh it’s poppityping. She’s full of crap.

Two days ago I would’ve lectured you about dragging the woman for what she’s done, not her fashion and hair styles. Because I recognized a woman of My Tribe, a middle aged Chardonnay mom who may need the occasional Xanax (I’d never testify while on either, tho) and whose hair never completely left the 80s. I like her…

“The objective fact is I believe”

What do you want from them?

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I’ve read quite a few stories on this woman, and I literally just now noticed that she has TWO Ls in her first name (see the police report). Poor woman never had a chance with parents like that. 

This is a new low for Mario Lopez, and that’s really saying something.

Man, if this had happened just a FEW WEEKS earlier, she would have been the Halloween costume of the season.  Assuming Halloween actually happened.

Credit where it’s due: “Radical Liberal Raphael Warnock” is an impressive tongue-twister to say so many times without flubbing.

Radical liberal Raphael Warnock

I wish we could get all the news channels, especially the cable news networks to sign an agreement not to broadcast any of Trump’s undermining crap on that day. It gives him legitimacy to entertain his whims and petty stunts.

It says something that Cecily Strong, a goddamn master of portraying whacked-out people, could not match this woman’s level of lunacy on SNL.