Cream cheese and melton bread sounds not terrible!

Me too! 

My cat just finished a course of amoxicillin. Although it was specifically the veterinary version, it smelled like the banana one I used to have as a kid. She was not happy. 

That’s amazing. 

“Your biological father died building an explosive device to celebrate your genitals.”

There’s also a pandemic and they shouldn't have been travelling. They deserve what they're getting. 

WTF??? 

He basically said that. Amazing! 

He didn't just say something, he imitated his tremors like Trump mocked the disabled reporter. 

That was unnecessary. 

Similarly Don Jr. has five kids. FIVE. What was his wife thinking? 

I don’t drive either, because I find it scary. I learned just enough to get a licence. Waiting for autonomous vehicle technology to improve, then maybe I’ll consider buying a car.

I think she's a year or two younger than me. I wonder how people like her manage to get married twice and I'm still single... 

Wait, when did she become a Christian? 

Good to know they were fired! 

I think about that occasionally as well. It's going to be devastating. 

I only know who he is because his SNL appearance was cancelled due to his partying the weekend before (during a pandemic)...then they had him back a couple of months later. Never understood why. 

Sounds like what ABC did with SportsNight years ago. 

There’s a guy at my work who keeps his chair leaned all the way back and I always think he's going to tip over backwards. 

I’m angry at the morons who shut down a vaccine clinic in LA yesterday. Absolutely infuriating.