YOU HAVE AN OFFICE CAT?!?!?

Sometimes I feel like my inability to swim actually reduces my risk of drowning, because I’d always have a life vest on while on a boat (or getting out of one to go in the water).

I read that a GoFundMe was set up a while ago for his expenses. Which shouldn’t have to happen in the first place, but his wife shouldn't have to worry about the bill. 

I find myself saying "Uzbeki-beki-stan-stan" at random times. 

They were advised not to go through with the adoption from the beginning. I think they finally realized that they couldn't handle it.

Poor frogs...

There have been restrictions on interprovincial travel in Canada for a while now. It works! 

Haha, the former owner of my house was a 60-year-old woman named Barb and I still get her catalogues from a Chico-type place in the mail.

I really wish reporters would confront him about these things: In 2014, you tweeted about President Obama doing X. Yesterday, you did X. How do you justify that? 

Vector. Definitely Vector.

You’re right. He proved he can drink a glass of water with one hand, and now he's expected to read? Too much! 

He has an adult daughter who must have been around when The Man Show was on. 

I don't blame the woman. She might not have known that her husband was going to do this publicly. 

That was the biggest shock of this whole thing. 

I used to sing my old boy a song about rolling him into a blanket burrito so I could give him his meds. 

Yes, I’m crying!

Have you explained that masks are to protect other people? Although I'm guessing she wouldn't care or would just say those people need Jesus. 

I don’t know why he does that. What does he have against using the correct term??? 

I think Grey's Anatomy did a storyline years ago where a woman with two uteruses had twins with different fathers. 

I didn't click on it for fear of my head exploding.