I’d like to bet you didn't read the article. 

My office was supposed to be moving into an open plan this year. I'm guessing that won't be happening. 

I remember seeing a Facebook post where a mom announced to the world that her kid had lice. I don't know this woman, but she's a friend of a friend, and her PUBLIC post showed up in my feed. 

Tomorrow evening, I'll pour myself a drink and have a listen! 

This is heartbreaking. RIP, Dr. Mahoney. 

Go, it's great! 

Me too! 

I thought it was made up. 

Why do you sign all your posts? I roll my eyes every time I read one. Just change your display name.

Classy! 

Earth Island cheddar shreds are pretty good on nachos. I haven't tried the mozzarella ones. 

I find that Earth Island shreds melt and taste better than Daiya.

She’s such a nice woman. I want her to relax and enjoy life and not deal with all the crap that being president entails. America doesn't deserve her.

That’s sarcasm, right? 

I would pay good money to watch this. 

And his response was that he was busy. 

I’m surprised he would marry someone who's so...brown...

I hate needles but would take a blood test in a second over a nasopharangeal swab.

Someone named their baby "Baby." 

There seem to be a lot of "-son" first names these days. And "Mac-" for girls.