Why do your assume that was their main takeaway? Also, it's a reasonable question. 

I was Martin Luther King Jr. and I managed not to do blackface! 

I’ve got the beginnings of a cataract forming, and the thought of having to undergo surgery to have an artificial lens implanted terrifies me. Who works do that voluntarily??? 

Would you mind telling my relatives that?

Those two made the word "lover" so much creepier than it already was.

I hate to defend the rotting pumpkin, but there was this:

I agree, but the Founders part gives off very white supremacy/colonial undertones to me.

Mine too! 

My boy is also a fan of cheese and bread, but I’ve never given them to him together. Hmm... 

That is an excellent idea and would get me to watch a football game for the first time in my life. 

As a human to two scaredy cats, I was really worried about this little one. Must have been terrified! 

I’m so sorry :-(

I feel her pain. Losing a pet is so hard. 

I’m turning 36 this month and have made peace with the fact that I will probably always be single. That is my lot in life. My mother, however, is concerned about me being a lonely cat lady. Whatever. I'm happy, for the most part. I’ll join you on Spinster Row :-)

I raked a tiny portion of leaves on my front lawn before hurting my back and coming inside to take what ended up being a 4-hour nap. Lazy Saturday indeed. 

I remember the 93 Phillies well. What a bunch. 

I’ve been vegetarian for 20 years. I think meat is both delicious and cruel. 

I need to see that. 

Aww, from that angle, s/he looks just like my little guy who passed away in February.

I interrupted their secret cat meeting.