Not all jersey/shirt ads are inherently hideous. It really depends on how the logo fits with the team’s colors.

It makes me anxious for you that you put a screenshot of your work email up.

There is always a highlight truther.

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Tell me more about how having 6'7" 290 pound defensive ends who run a 4.5 forty is bested by strategy.

He traveled.

“His shoes were tied, his pants were free of feces. Good game.”

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

A harsher punishment would have been to make him play the next four games.