And he has the fucking nerve to complain about Huma Abedin's marriage to Anthony Weiner.

How does that not make her liberal? So she makes a lot of money, what's the problem with that? Is she stealing pensions? Destroying the environment? Firing workers in order to increase profits?

But enough about Phyllis Schlafly.

How about we watch some god Jason Reitman stuff instead? I liked Thank You for Smoking and I still need to see Young Adult.

I don't remember them actually being shot. I'll have to check again, but I seem to recall it shows somebody breaking in and then I think you hear a shot, which I took to mean Longmire might be the one shooting. I guess we'll see.

Me too. For a second I thought they were mistaking this with Judge Dredd, but I remember the three seashell thing, now.

It sounds like your phone is haunted. You might want to get out of the house.

That's almost exactly how much my mom is having to pay for her refills. It sucks. She's kind of scrambling to try and find a cheaper way before she needs her next batch.

Nicolas Cage works for the Clintons? Hmm…now that I think about it I haven't seen him in awhile.

In the National Archives? That's what you're going with? How do you even manage to function on a daily basis?

If this was done by the Parks and Rec/B99 people I'd be really excited. I'm still interested, but a little more hesitant. A lot comes down to the quality of writing, so even though I like these guys it could still end up being bad. Hopefully this is good, though, because I like the idea.

I don't know, it seemed pretty conclusive to me. It was supposed to have a bad ending where the little girl got away with it and he took the fall. I don't see how it could have continued without any other secrets to reveal.

I like that the doctor's response to how he could be comfortable with that kind of hyperbole was something like: I mostly liked how it sounded and all the other Presidents are sick or dead.

It must be something to do with the deal they have with Showtime because that's how they released Dexter.

I was not initially a big fan of Leslie Jones, based on some of her earlier SNL stuff, but seeing recently how much joy and enthusiasm she seems to put into everything she does has changed my mind. Whether it was her Game of Thrones video with Seth Meyers or seeing her during the Olympics, I just couldn't help…

I think one of those guys also did the show Chuck.

I saw a segment earlier where one of the Trumpians was doubling down on the Hillary health crisis angle. She ended up implying that Clinton might have CTE. I guess all those years as a Giants' middle linebacker have finally taken their toll on her.

Hey, he's got something for everybody!

I feel like every Olympics, women gymnasts get more shit than everybody else combined. If they're not bubbly and smiling every time the camera happens to land on their face then they're "bitches", "classless" or "un-patriotic". It's sick.

Why do you never mention all the people being attacked by Trump supporters? Why do you ignore the horrible people he inspires, you racist?