When the heat's coming you can't be attached.

If you want people to respond to rationally respond to your comments, you really need to lay off the caps lock. No one wants to read a big block of text and it makes it seem like you're angry.

He didn't learn that stuff until he went online, so presumably when Guard/Warden Ray let him use his computer is when he learned that stuff.

I don't think they'd let him out so soon if they think he killed her. It's gotta be his morphine addiction.

There's no way he's getting out after a few months if he murdered someone. My guess is it's drug related.

As the great Dot Com once said:

I think I saw a special about that case. Didn't they even use the fact that he was a fan of heavy metal music to promote the idea that he was some sort of devil worshipper?

M.A.N.T.I.S.

There was a Brazilian gymnast who I believe was 4'5". She looked like a child even compared to the other gymnasts.

Last night I cut out the middleman and had some vodka-flavored vodka!

I think there might have been a bit of a miscommunication here. I also hope that he loses. I was commenting on the fact that he probably won't lose money on this election because he really isn't spending that much money on it. In fact, given the way he's improved his "brand", and the fact that he has promoted his…

If he was actually spending any money on his campaign that would be a hope, but I think he might actually make money out of this.

Yeah, I think he was always in it for the attention. Which is one of the things that's so frustrating. Even if he loses he still "wins". He'll leave a pile of rubble in his wake and he won't even care.

Never forget, he also has the best temperament AND the best words.

Time enough (to tweet racist messages) at last!

He generally reminds us of all the cool new conspiracies. I mean, I think this one is like so two days ago.

I'm guessing you've blocked @jasoomian. He regales us with such tales as these.

Wow. In Orlando?! Man, what a dick.

The "traveling dormitory" of reporters, as she calls them, deserve some sort of medal for having to deal with the big cheeto and his army of trolls. It's still strange to think that the king of the trolls is trying to be President.

Andrew Breitbart was a person, or at least a person-shaped asshole.