What is it about us that makes people so mad?

I always find it entertaining how these people always characterize feminists as simultaneously being unfuckable monsters and dick-hungry sluts.

This is the thing I find so baffling about this conversation—women have been in combat in Canada, Israel, and a whole bunch of other places. And it’s been fine!

OMGosh! We had one of those too! But ours came through the cat door in the garage, into the house, into our hearts.

This is how one of our cats got herself a home. She walked into the open garage on a warm autumn day, opened the door from the garage to the kitchen, and waltzed in. Three years later, she’s basically running the place.

Hopefully a comedian will mention this during his act in about 20 years so people will pay attention.

Amy Schumer and Jessica Williams? Who else? Amy Poehler? The two Amys are already established with movies and the projects so they don’t have the motivation. Williams said she wasn’t ready. But as I recall, Jon Stewart did a few acting roles but was not such a hit already that he had a great reason to avoid taking on…

Ellen is a great TV host and hilarious, and I’m glad she’s on TV as a daytime host.

Because the ladies do daytime television. They are only talking about late night. Ovaries stop being funny after 5pm when the mens come home from jobs and such.

“Oh, come on! That’s just silly. If I’m walking around and I’m very modestly dressed and I’m keeping to myself and someone attacks me, then I’d say that’s his fault. But if I’m being very lairy and putting it about and being provocative, then you are enticing someone who’s already unhinged — don’t do that. Come on!…

Witch hut

“politically correct”

“Our motives were not to insult or look down on anyone, not to be sexist,”

This should be a bingo game, complete with squares for “good Christian” and “have a sense of humour”

I guess it’s better than Stupider, Jr.