Two’s company, three’s a crowd

Barry, you prude, you’re acting like you’ve never stuffed a platonic friend’s muff in your face then transitioned her into a hurricarana in the name of competition before.

“So I got to work on my relationship with The Mej and trying to even the keel out. I gotta learn how to deal when I get my Salah tossed.”

So ah, Capela is singing this tune without accompaniment?

I’m Ngannou argue with you.

You see, the crease is lava. And you can’t be in the lava with the ball or you catch on fire. You can be in the lava accidentally without the ball, but you have to leave immediately.

Hopefully people read the entire article because there’s an all time simmons paragraph where he compares the people in the Patriots scandal to the characters in Almost Famous, which sounds like something you would make up if you were trying to parody a simmons article.

FWIW, that wax ring looks pretty thick, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a newer toilet. If you’re stealing appliances, you’ve got at least 2 guys, so uninstalling a toilet could be done in 90 seconds. If it’s a nice toilet, you could resell for $200 maybe. So the cost benefit makes sense. I realize I’m defending…

That’s weak sauce, you can’t throttle that, you need to spread the joy. I was at a Bruin’s game way back when at the old Boston Garden and some dude a few rows in front of me in the first row of the second deck projectile vomited about 6 gallons of Sam Adams, chowdah and probably parts of a grinda from Papa Ginos onto…

“...eventually going to decline into Magic Johnson...”

That’s why he’s breaking the aging curve. His vision, instincts, and IQ beyond “get my shot” are gonna make up when he loses a step or two

The thing is he has become a genius basketball player who doesn’t really need the freakish body and athletic gifts he currently has to still be scary good..... Right now he still is a freak athlete but I feel like he is eventually going to decline into Magic Johnson basically, except Lebron has developed as a deadeye…

That cross court pass out of a double to create an open Korver corner three is absolute genius basketball. While he’s a step slower from his athletic prime there’s no doubt his skills are still getting better.

Maybe he could ask his Grand Ma Ma to catch him up on family history.

Hannibal and the Curious Case of Norman Fetus.

Satisfying

I’m a Rangers fan and you’d be amazed how many of our fans are made we traded Cam Talbot and Antti Raantaa to keep Lundqvist. Hockey fans are fucking stupid.

If we’re gonna dress up hockey players, we might as well go all the way and recreate Mutant League Hockey.

Dummies.