I can’t play the video, so my question is on whether any player dropped to the ground in mock agony faking a cat-astrophic injury.

I want to give a shoutout to my motherfucking phone for autocorrecting to munbers there. You the real MVP.

But is he elite

I guess I always thought of it as a term to use rarely. Wilt to Kareem, two at once with Bird and Magic, then Jordan, followed by Shaq and Duncan, then LeBron. I think it’s fair to argue that Durant and Curry are a generation after him, and qualify. And so far in the new group I guess I feel like Davis and Giannis…

Just like Magic in the 90's, looks like no one wants to go near him.

The universe is 13.8 billion years old,  and earth itself is 4.5 billion. On the cosmic scale,  if we round these munbers down to any rational degree all the Super Bowls that have ever taken place or ever will take place are occurring right now. 

Good question, here’s when I started this year’s draft.

Glad to see toxic masculinity is alive in well in pro sports. I was afraid it was all but dead.

Rudy got interviewed for a feature while getting a pedicure and has a lightning bolt etched into his hair. He doesn’t give a fuck what Ballkicker & Permanent Veteran’s Minimum Injury Insurance Claim thinks.

He’s got the best win shares in the league, lost a spot to Russ’s bricks, and missed out a bonus that’s 46% of…

I can’t be the only person who’s put off by the uncanny valley effect of the main character’s face, can I? It’s especially jarring when so many other actors show up as creepy cyborg people, and their human faces are the only thing that isn’t CGI.

Barry, we’re paying you to be an analyst, not to be a fan of the trade. Pittsburgh is on your left and Florida is on the right.

Coaches of color aren’t getting head coaching jobs because there aren’t that many of them among the assistant ranks, and there aren’t that many of them because they don’t have connections in high places, and they don’t have connections in high places because it’s harder for them to get an executive position, and it’s…

Football is an intricately complex game at the personnel level as well as the in game tactical level. I really believe that.

Huh?

“Just as Kavanaugh did some stuff when he was drunk at age 15, allegedly, you’re going to hold that against him now? That’s just fundamentally wrong.”

Why would I ever want to see an actual rapist in porn?