Tim Tebow choosing his virginity over Miss Universe tells me everything I need to know about him.

This is pretty legit. Also, open a restaurant in SF or Portland and charge $12 for this as an appetizer.

Oddly enough, he hates cilantro.

You know Tim has to wait for marriage for Mission-style.

Nah. This is fine. But I do generally agree with you. Get the fuck out of here with your “natch”, “totes”, and “def”.

I mean, I feel like “guac” as a shorthand is way too common, damn-near universal, to be such a source of scorn. Now, somebody who says they’re gonna get a delish ‘rito as long as they can fit it into their sched’? Totes go ahead and hate that person with the power of a thousand H-bombs, obvs.  

Oh yes. Went to a restaurant that served grilled avocado salad. And it was served with regular raw avocados. I sent it back, because I had never had a grilled avocado before and was interested. So they brought it out. Salted and grilled properly and my wife and I were amazed. Grilled should be the only way you eat…

“Prior to making a wind chime out of human bones, which came from somebody I murdered, I will consume some guacamole straight from the carton with a spoon”