“Rose...butheremails..."

[Pull out. The entire thing is inside a snowglobe, held by a dying Donald Trump. It falls from his outstretched hand as he whispers the cryptic and inexplicable last words, “Witch hunt...”]

Why people write Selma???

I read the first few lines of Depp’s press release as, “Depp is graffitied ...” glanced up at his knuckles, and giggled harder than I should.

I'm not body shaming... it's not my intention... but conservative women and those fucking eyes. 

Oh Mike, we all yearn for a more respectful time, but the problem is I want a time where all people are respected, and you want a time where women and black people weren’t so upity.

Brett Kavanaugh would have already been confirmed if we “lived in a more respectful time,”

Apologies in advance, but whenever Callista Gingrich is mentioned, I am forced to post this picture:

Whenever a conservative says “a more respectful/better/simpler time...” in reference to some time in the past, as a minority, I can only conclude they’re sexist/racist.

Hey, Pence.

Posting sexually explicit photos of people without their consent was never allowed on Tumblr

I will never not be just in a little bit of awe in the way the police approach the public like this. They really be acting like the sentiment toward them came out of nowhere?

Really disappointed they didn’t call this The Last Bock-buster.

True story..

Don’t say most like we all believe that crazy asshole Alex Jones. Most of us are well aware that guns are a big issue in this country. Most of us want change to make things safer, but many of us also want to keep our guns. It’s a tug of war with neither side relenting, but don’t say most of us believe they were…

i just checked with my priest, my accountant and my spirit animal, and they all agree - i could not love your username more.

You all, every Bothan

So distracted. I mean, I’m taking his policy positions very seriously, don’t get me wrong.

I guess not being a heartless asshole helps. 

I mean, I’m just a little frustrated this article comes with only one picture.