Dinner is Cup o Soup eaten standing up over the sink.

All for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world

Blackberries are assholes.

My crush on you now has the potential to get out of hand.

levar burton for his new podcast, levar burton reads, in which levar burton reads short stories of the mostly scifi variety

I was about to say Clippy is gender neutral or non binary but then it occurred to me that he is always INTERRUPTING with unwanted advice about how to fix things that don’t need fixing so yeah he is definitely male.

Amanda Kizzenhug

My dog Greyson, who was so excited to see me when I got home that he gave me a fat lip, but then kissed it very gently because he felt bad.

Ya know CBS, you have a show with a female of color lead coming out this fall. You could put it in your fall line up instead of relegating it to CBS-All-Access. It’ll garner you a lot more respect than you’ve been getting. I’m sure millions of people would appreciate it if you did.

Watermelon is one of the few fruits that really yells - EAT ME!

amanda who?

A man, duh.

This is one of the biggest disconnects between the way Trump supporters see him vs. reality.

George C. Scott has come back form the dead to save our daughters from bathroom demons!

Aaaand he looks just like how I expected him to look, right down to the goatee.

These guys are always - and I mean ALWAYS - exactly what I picture in my head. A caricature, each and every one.