...Cheesequake can’t be a real name.

After this shit he’ll be in the single digits.

*Guffaw!* “Honest discussion about race”, I love that one! Or— “honest question”, when what follows is the exact opposite.

Those fucks are so dim they always give themselves away with their fascism-happy parlance. dudes, if you are going to play a lady on Jezebel here’s a hint: DON’T use the words “virtue signaling”, “cuck,” “identity politics”, “white guilt”, “honest discussion about race” (gawd, I love that one), or “feminazi.” As if…

It’s more the argument that fat shaming Chris Christie makes other obese people who are not pieces of shit see that and feel shame for being fat. As an obese person I am aware that this sort of invective hurled at Chris Christie is probably bad for me and other obese people, and makes me insecure and gives me anxiety.

I don’t see how any sane, moderate Republican can support this party anymore. I mean, hell, they’re almost not even a party anymore but a cult.

Christie: “Let them eat cake!”
Christie: [thinks for a moment]
Christie: “Wait...there’s cake?”

“Yes, the governor was on the beach briefly today “
He was there so briefly that he barely needed the lounge chair, gigantic cooler, towel, and sunscreen he brought with him that you can see in the photo.

I absolutely intend to use that excuse in the future.

And that is something, if you looked deep into their dark, greedy hearts, they truly don’t believe.

So did the GOP have a meeting some time in the last couple of years and say “hey, you know what looked really fun? The French Revolution. That seems like it was a good time. We should do that again.”

Christi has NEVER cared. He has ALWAYS been a huge asshole. I swear he has made me hate living and working in this state.

“Run for governor, and you can have a residence there.”

The real reason the beach was so empty was because everyone got stuck in a huge traffic jam on a bridge.

Simultaneously horrified and impressed that they went with the “he had a hat” explanation.

100% behind the idea of them singing “To Sir With Love” to their kids at night. Adorable and fitting.

THANK YOU. I think Sir is a brilliant name for an African American baby boy. Think of the centuries of Black men denied this simple term of respect. Jay-Z probably still gets it (or, I guess doesn’t get it?) from time to time, despite being fantastically wealthy and successful. Added bonus: it’s a Sidney Poitier…

No lies told here. Except those caramelized brown-sugar-coated bacon nuggets they serve at breakfast will be the death of me. Like, when I’m older and I can legally euthanize, I pray that they still exist because I will eat them (preferably in one sitting) until my arteries clog and I die instantaneously. Rapture...

Lol the mental image of deer huddled around the bacon at Golden Corral is amazing and you cheered up my bad morning. Thank you.