*shudder*

I don’t know a single human who just rests a hand in this fashion. How could it be comfortable? Bullshit. BULLSHIT.

What. The Fuck.

I blame Europe.

Bring back Winesaps or GTFO.

Why are those obscure? 

I honestly feel bad for her children and whomever they decide to act out against. 

Saw-ree is instant nails on a chalkboard for me. 

I just choked on my saliva. Dagnabit. 

THANK YOU.

Watermelon is Nature’s Gatorade.

Those are some eyes.

Some people Hate-Read Splinter. When we can stomach it.

Shoot he didn’t list my guy for NC House District 2- Darryl Moss.

Cumberland Farms!!!!!

I was under the impression that to be Becky with the Good Hair you were required to actually have good hair. 

Okay I cried.

I was going to say that I met a guy named Bret today who was really a nice person, and then I realized the lack of an extra T. 

Yes. This was beautiful. 

Oh. That's good. I'm stealing it.