Definitely Reba.

I see what you did there.

Okay fine. I did laugh at this.

Oh- She said, “Period.” According to Spicer that makes it an absolute fact. Everyone pack up and go home.

Please make this into a t-shirt, a bumper sticker, and a coffee mug. I will buy them all.

The “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere” clock behind him.

My very serious 10 year old daughter just said, “Why are you laughing? None of this is funny!!!” and then I started laughing even harder because I couldn’t help it. Then I had to console her that I wasn’t laughing at her.

OMG

I thought it was just me.

You want Lucky Charms or Fruity Pebbles?

YAYYYY!

I thought, wait- he’s dead. And then read it again.

She can fuck right off.

That was beautiful.

GODDAMMIT!!!!

Like hunting for meat and smashing each other with rocks, right? Or am I behind the times?

Kinja is the only thing saving my sanity right now, and you’re part of that.

I am sick as a dog today, and I’ll have you know you were responsible for a coughing fit caused by laughter.