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RIGHT THERE.

No- I have been laughing all night. And I’m in North Carolina surrounded by trees in saturated ground. This is awesome.

This just made me cackle.

I grew up poor, and I had no choice but to sleep with my grandmom because I was terrified of the upstairs room. When my grandpa passed away my grandmom moved into his room, and my mom moved into my grandmom’s room with me. Why she wasn’t upstairs I don’t know. Maybe she didn’t like it up there either.

Thank you, Mr. Bond.

There’s worse.

No- Pussygate was hilarious because of the visual.

Oh God. Pussygate.

Scandalous.

“Bill did it, too!”

I had never heard of him until today.

Oh. Oh yes.

has been released on her own recognizance, and no date has been set yet for her preliminary hearing.

Because he can’t cut the mustard?

Please don’t say they’ve had tremendous lives. Just- please.

No. As soon as this piece hit I listened to Kiss over and over again because as an alto who can go soprano if need be I could never falsetto, and Kiss is my absolute favorite because every damn time I try to stretch and can’t and bow to the master.

The intuitiveness of Tyka is wonderful.

U.S. Marshals. I was looking for a GIF of Tommy Lee Jones’, “farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, doghouse,” scene from The Fugitive, but I came across this GIF of him and started laughing all over again.

What the hell.