as creepy as their marriage started out, i think they truly loved each other. my condolences, celine.

You know that you’re full of shit, right?

Unemployment is down to 5%, productivity is up, the size of the federal government is noticeably smaller than when Obama took office, and deportations are up. The American automobile industry is alive and kicking, the majority of oil comes from domestic sources, and the average price of gasoline is at its lowest point…

She hates gays and abortion MORE than she loves herself.
the GOP IS red white and blue Sharia Law.

Seriously. Why would you even leave the house with a face if you don’t want this to happen.

She was probably asking for it. I mean, she left the house with her face exposed. HER FACE! You don’t show your face unless you want it to be ejaculated upon.

You know, she probably hurt herself on purpose so that she could lure him into ejaculating on her face while she was unconscious and unaware. What a tease.

Women will complain about anything these days. It’s like, if you don’t want to have your face ejaculated on, don’t injure your shoulder...seems pretty simple to me.

This made me laugh, between Bowie bawling:

I’d make a face if someone whacked me in the arm too - no idea why this was such a big deal.

Fairy penguins are so cute, I took my niece to see a film called Oddball that’s based on a true story of how a farmer in Australia named Swapmy Marsh helped save a whole colony of Fairy Penguins from being killed by foxes by training a rspca rescued maremma dog to guard the little penguins on their island from foxes.…

Good luck little guy, may all your days be a moonage daydream.

“Research” Mmm. Hmm.

I like to think it started last year at the SOTU.

My hours: 8-5 mandatory with an hour lunch. Paid for 40, not 45 hours. You bet your ass I took my full hour of lunch every day. Otherwise I'd be working for free. No option to leave early. I think this is pretty standard unfortunately.

Came to comments to say this. Third type: those of us who work straight through so we can get home at a reasonable hour and see the kids before bedtime.

I don’t take a lunch break because my asshole company wants me to stop the clock while I’m lunching, so a “9 to 5" is really either an “8 to 5" or “9 to 6.” I have a family and other parts of my life that I like a lot, lot more than my job, and I have a commute through some of the worst traffic in the country. I grew…