marillenbaum
Marillenbaum
marillenbaum

Dudes are the WORST and I’m sorry you’re having a rough day. Here’s hoping you get to go home soon, order your favorite pizza, and watch whatever you want to watch.

I love her so much! I’m actually going to see her in concert next week (she’s the opening act, so I’ll get to be home by like 10 PM!) and I am really excited!

That periodic reminder that Black women do it better.

I LOVE Siggis! I keep some in stock just for midnight snacks, because it is so delicious.

Okay, so where did you get these magical sweatpants with pockets? I feel like I need these!

I did! I somehow managed to get a ticket for the DC show, and I cannot WAIT!

I also loved him in short-lived series The Good Guys with Colin Hanks, where he was a sleazy 70's throwback on the Dallas police force, where he recited such lines as “Frank liked tacos. And Black chicks!...African-American...women (cough)“.

I like your style.

Golden Girls and Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood.

White-hot chainsaw spear? We can be adaptable.

That’s kind of my plan: I like the idea of being able to donate a well-used (but still nice) coat to Goodwill, because that place made a huge difference when I was a kid and we were broke af.

I tried watching When Calls the Heart, and I was so annoyed within the first ten minutes that I gave up, but it still shows up in my Netflix recommendations.

I once decided to try watching their series starring Andie MacDowell (she’s a judge in a seaside town), and never having seen one of these shows before, decided to see how long it took for a POC to have a speaking part. I got through two episodes before I was so disheartened I gave up. Damn it, I want multiracial

Exactly! Everything I’ve ever bought from LL Bean has given me many years of sterling service. I just bought a wool winter coat from them, and I fully expect it to last me for at least 10 years (I’m 27, and was replacing the dress coat my mother bought me in high school).

Still don’t care. LL Bean products are the SHIT and you will take the Wicked Good Moccasins from my cold, dead feet.

My personal fave is Nuns in Space. Works every time.

Pretty much. She was Lucy, and I was her Ethel (at least, that’s what my mom called us when we ended up in the kitchen together—disasters tended to occur).

I was the president of youth group at my church and Song of Solomon is some hotness, especially depending on the translation.

Right? The amount of time I spend fantasizing in my physics class instead of learning.

For me, it was the “Heralds of Valdemar” series by Mercedes Lackey. When I was in grade school, my sister read them first and would say “You can read this, but you can’t read Chapter 7.” And I would agree and skip chapter 7. Then I got to middle school, and was all “What’s in chapter 7?” and it was a LOT OF SEX. It