Also: just hide the hamster! Wear a hoodie, and put the hamster in your hoodie front pocket. No one has to know! (Fun fact: a friend of mine got a brand-new kitten in high school, and because the kitten needed to be fed regularly, she snuck the kitten into school in her hoodie and made it through the entire school day…
I feel like you’re putting far more effort into the plotting for this season than the writers are.
True, but I feel like this can’t last. Chic is creepy and manipulative, and whatever his endgame is, it can’t be good. No matter how much his leaving will hurt Alice, he’ll do far too much damage to be allowed to stay.
That’s fair—I just wish we’d gotten a moment after Hal left where Betty made it clearer that she’s on to Chic.
But I was surprised that after she called BS the first time, she stuck up for him in front her father.
And who’s going to be the mayor now? Is there a deputy? Is there going to be a special election? Oh my god, we can have various parents running for office, and the event of the week would be a shitty fundraiser or even shittier debates.
Yes, and it’s one of the many reasons I love her!
Same.
Dost thou like the taste of cheese?
True. I found my salon through Yelp, but I keep going back because they specialize in Black hair and use products I love (plus they’re next door to my favorite bar). I send pretty much all my Black girlfriends (and one Jewish girl with a texture similar to mine) there and it is magical.
That’s really all I want. I love going to salons—I like the atmosphere, the people, and getting to hang out and watch shitty movies while I get my nails done or my hair done. But I don’t want to have the whole back-and-forth of scheduling. Online booking with a brick-and-mortar location: perfect.
It is really cute!
What rumors? I’ve been living under a rock and have missed them.
The Girl Scout who sells on my campus is a teenager, and she’s 100% pure hustle. She and her mom roll up with a fuckton of cookies and a laminated sign with their Venmo information so you don’t even need to grab cash! Pretty sure they time it for class changes, too.
Hello, Jezzies! I have a question about weight loss, and breaking through plateaus in particular.
I’m currently obsessed with Babylon Berlin—it’s grimy, beautiful, and the actor who plays the lead detective is a total dreamboat.
Now that is a sensible suggestion!
Oh my God, I hope so and I cannot WAIT to see that bitch go down.