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Woo, Red Bull! I’m getting a large bag of chips because I made a sandwich for my 5:30 class, but I want chips, and maybe it will help drown out the monologue of the insufferable motherfucker who wants to talk about his time in the Peace Corps in Eastern Europe EVERY. GODDAMN. TIME.

I LOVED that book! It really got me into The Divine Comedy (along with my sister’s penchant for hiding $20 in her copy, right on the page where the simoniacs are buried over their loot, feet aflame).

I just love everything about this post.

In your defense, it is awful.

It’s also my middle name, and in the States at least, we do re-GEEna, which is a relief and the reason I am glad I don’t like in the UK.

Very Goldie Hawn in The First Wives’ Club.

It is FAR too short to refrain from the things that bring you joy! I hope your scarves do exactly that.

Cold and industrial is exactly it! It’s very in line with Kanye’s aesthetic, which I dare say is why he chose it, but UGH.

I don’t want to risk him OD’ing on Cage again.

So, like, all of them?

You should absolutely rock a set of beautiful, colorful scarves that make you happy! I love the look of headscarves (though I would also not be wearing them as a statement of faith), especially when it’s shit-balls cold out or raining, but I have not a clue about how to style them. If you find some especially pretty

Virginia from Virginia! Gary from Gary! Geneva from Geneva!

Or Eugene from Eugene? Chad from Chad?

The library challenge perhaps? Let her get in a few digs because reading is WHAT?!

So you sought this out to say how much you don’t like it?

Very true—I used to do a bit of stage management, and that’s just asking for trouble.

Ah, Good Housekeeping, coming through as always.

Iris brings some potato salad. All the aunties discreetly move it off to the side, and suggest that next time, she stick to her lane.

Fuck, this would be PERFECT.