Seriously! I want that pairing to be a Thing for several movies, like Hepburn-Tracy.

I’ve seen those, but haven’t splurged on one yet. Right now, I’m obsessed with Bijou candles, especially the Greta (bourbon and vanilla). They smell so good, and really do a good job of scenting the whole room.

I am absolutely the sort of person for whom this was designed. When I was little, my mother let us stop at the Yankee Candle Factory on the way back from a family vacation. It was heaven—all kinds of smells, and a place where they let you dip your own candles. As an adult, I collect entirely too many candles, and…

HOLY FUCK, you’re right! I didn’t even recognize that until just now. It’s a credit to the actor that I couldn’t connect Mickey Fucking Doyle and his stupid titter with Billy Graham.

God, I wish I’d had the chance to get drunk with Tommy Lascelles and muck about with that massive set of battle figurines.

I’m a big fan of small dogs, especially smaller poodles. We’ve just always gotten along.

Of course, Ms. DeVille. We aim to please.

It was my favorite part of the episode. He was so stuffy, and so clueless.

Precisely! I mean, don’t get me wrong, Matthew Goode is a very pretty man, but Jesus—the contempt, the self-satisfaction, the “I know you better than you know yourself” certainty: it’s tired. It is literally 60% of all men I’ve met, so not only is it shitty, it’s fucking derivative.

I mean, I suppose it isn’t a common name in the U.S., but also, maybe research it?

Also like dogs, everything is food to them until you have to take it out of their mouths!

Look at those little babies! My favorite is the one pulling his mouth extra-wide. He’s a little pumpkin.

#SwishSwish

Congratulations! I’m glad you had those good things happen. For myself, I got an apartment by myself, I took my own needs seriously and went back to therapy, and I am actually taking pretty decent care of myself. Hooray!

It’s basically the only upside to Utah.

Right? Matt, baby, listen: no one will think you’re pretty if you don’t shut up. Just stop talking, there. And smile! You’re so much nicer-looking when you smile. /ugh

The movie theatre near my parents’ house has kettle corn!

Something they can never take away!

I used to work at a movie theatre in high school, and while I can eat popcorn again, that fake butter is still a bridge too far. My go-to is popcorn, Buncha Crunch, gummy bears, and a Cherry Coke. I feel like if I’m getting candy, I need both chocolate and fruit-flavored to really round out the experience.

I used to work at a movie theatre in high school, and while I can eat popcorn again, that fake butter is still a bridge too far. My go-to is popcorn, Buncha Crunch, gummy bears, and a Cherry Coke. I feel like if I’m getting candy, I need both chocolate and fruit-flavored to really round out the experience.