Now you’re in the sunken place.

Ordeal By Innocence. Such a fucked up book.

I would just like Jude Law to continually play variations on his character from The Holiday—sentimental, devoted, raunchy, and with a great collection of eyeglasses.

Ooh, thanks for the heads up!

That is a deep cut, and I wholeheartedly approve.

That’s awesome! I’m glad your dad is doing okay.

From your lips to God’s ears, sympathetic internet stranger.

My flask is nothing but Knob Creek, but I salute you, fellow drinker. I salute you.

Again? That would require them having been great for a first time.

Okay, but the real question is, when does UberAbortion start operating in Alabama? And then when does it come to my city? I could use a promo code, y’all!

I just bought a ticket to see her open for some other act in my town this coming March. Have I bought any of my Christmas presents yet? No. But I have my Kacey Musgraves ticket, which is all I really want in this life.

There is a fascinating podcast about Heaven’s Gate that I’ve been listening to, and it’s hosted by a guy who grew up in a cult. It’s just called Heaven’s Gate, and I highly recommend it.

You have really laid out just what makes Betty cooper such a great character. I hope the show continues to appreciate those same things. I’d like her to please solve this case by the midseason finale, and then in the spring we can have a road trip of the core four visiting colleges for an episode.

I think they still might. I wouldn’t put it past Archie to try it with Betty, but I don’t think that Betty—even wounded-from-being-dumped Betty—would put up with his weaksauce nonsense for more than a single episode.

Essentially, Cheryl’s plotline is the “Feeling Kinda Naughty Tonight” song from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

I’m choosing to believe it could still happen. Season 3, yo!

And then she just lets her stay! No, I’m sorry, the Alice Cooper of the pilot who plied her teenage daughter with Adderall to keep her hyper-focused on good grades and college applications, the Alice Cooper who had her eldest daughter kidnapped by nuns for being pregnant, that Alice Cooper would have dragged Betty out…

I keep thinking Chick Cooper is really Chick Jones, and that line clinched it for me.

BRB, just gonna listen to her entire catalogue on Spotify.

My grandfather was also a total asshole. I feel you.