If you have Audible, you can download it there to help tide you over until the TV version comes out!

“When you breathe, it is because I give you air.”

So cute! Squee!

I treated myself to rum and Mexican food tonight. Last night, it was a facial, roasted veggie bowl, and rewatching the first season of Riverdale.

WHAT?! I’m mad jealous—Kai Ryssdal is sneaky hot!

I mean, if you need to strangle him with your bare hands now, I’m sure we can crowdsource a decent alibi.

Excellent life choice! I’m a big fan of the BBC Radio 4 audio adaptation.

Not crabby and cynical, but sad and a bit lonely. I was talking with some friends about dating today (we’re all currently single) and I found myself wanting a relationship again, but I can’t quite imagine feeling able to trust someone enough to sleep with them. It seems like every time I am dating someone and we have…

I’m so sorry. That sounds like you’re going through a really rough time. Be as gentle with yourself as you need to be.

Basically. I am always and forever here for this baby. CUTEST BABY!

“Pictures of Your Dick” and “I Steal Pets” are both EXCELLENT songs.

Bingo! Also, “Getting Bi” is one of my favorite songs, and the link I sent to my sister to come out to her.

“Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury” is one of my favorite non-CXG Rebecca Bloom songs (alongside “I Steal Pets” and “Jazz Fever”, my all-time faves).

Clear the table like I drain a scrotum/And in one week, Imma thank you note ‘em!

Have you watched Happy Valley? It’s not about serial killers, but there is a committed, deeply caring police officer whose dedication to the craft is essential to solving the case.

I like you.

Like Cheryl and Jason Blossom.

Right?! I’m pretty sure infinite shrimp is a part of The Good Place (like, the actual one).

Seconding the recommendation for a puppy. I think unconditional love is important for everyone, and having another living thing around makes a difference.

Yeah, if we wanted to read knowingly bad advice, there’s Bad Advice over at The Establishment which does it much more effectively.