I pooped too.

I pooped too.

Are we using "bung" as a verb now?

Are we using "bung" as a verb now?

I liked this episode a lot and I need it to be next Wednesday already.

May the gods be with ye, Carl.

I'm a bad Korean!

I really like that one too. It definitely lost something to me though when it wasn't Tom singing it. Tom should be that character. He should be DiMaggio too. Tom for all the parts.

/raises fist to sky, while yelling in the rain

The scene where the pigeon took the dogtags was probably as much as I've ever laughed at Modern Family in a long time. Ty Burrell played it perfectly.

REEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGEEEEEEEEEEEE

These are the best features on the AVC. Thanks for doing them, because to me, they are a phenomenal read, and I learn so much more about the show than what's presented on screen.

SIX SEASONS AND A SYNDICATION DEAL

"A baby committed a hate crime on another baby."

All of the GCB ads just made me realize that Kristin Chenoweth is just a Player 2 palette swap of Courteney Cox.

Stop trying to make us like CBS comedies, VanDerWerff!

Stay out of it, Nick Lachey.

A-? To me, it's incredible how painfully unfunny this show has been this season, and this episode didn't really change that trend.

I was talking with a friend the other day about our favorite shows, and while we were talking, I completely skipped over Lost in my list, despite how rabid of a fan I was throughout its entire run. Now that I remember it, I'd say that it would definitely be and still is one of my favorite shows ever. I think that Lost…

BOY, THIS PIZZA HUT PIZZA SURE IS DELICIOUS.