Rottweilers are fine pets. Try “rabid dog” for your little line, and try to avoid the laziness of equating breeds with violence.

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.

Well, the name isn’t a direct slur (as Washington Football Club), but a term of ignorance (slightly though not fully better), and one used to actually honor a Native American player on the team.

Racism? At an Indians game?

Oh, and I said this in another spot, but trust that Justine would be livid about the difference in narratives about a blonde white lady victim vs. a black man victim. If she had more melanin, I reckon she’d be getting called an immigrant in the first line of most of these stories.

Predictions:

Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a…

Greg Abbott from Texas says hello. Although Texans are pretty good about making sure each governor they elect is a moron.

What the hell! No mention if Abbott?! The man is evil incarnate in a wheelchair!

Spears arrived in Israel on Sunday, coming from her tour in Asia.

bullets can and do ricochet (not to add any credence to this bullshit scenario here). It’s possible to shoot downwards at something low (like a dog, which, jesus thats a whole other rant), miss and hit the ground at an oblique angle, sending the bullet flipping up and forwards. If the kid was a few feet behind the…

Maybe if they died I’d feel bad, but it’s hard for me to empathize with someone who voted to take away my health care.

I intend to be ALL the dicks about this.

Agreed. I have very little to no sympathy for these people. Someone over on Fusion’s article on this said they’d much rather see it be GOP politicians gunned down than innocent elementary school students and that’s pretty much my thought as well. Let some people who have helped commit legislative atrocities get gunned…

Yeah, fuck these people. Scalise voted for the AHCA and got a good chunk of change from insurance and pharmaceutical companies and health professionals. Brooks is a Freedom Caucus member, so he can go to hell, too. Worst thing they’ll have is a traumatic memory, but they have insurance that allows them to get PTSD…

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Does this mean we finally get some more gun control, now? Boy, I hope so.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Shall I mention again how 18 year olds are adults. Here you are copping this attitude that drunk excuses it. And you’re talking about it here.

 So I appreciate that you guys were young and everyone was drinking, as well as that I’m biased because my life and career could literally be ruined if I broke patient confidentiality, but kind of a shitty thing on everyone’s parts there. HIPAA exists for a reason.