I’m sorry.... Who are you?

Golly, I must know how to trigger you. Gibber much?

That’s a dirty as shit slide? You are a coddled new generation. Stick to something other than sports, please.

Can’t spell Joe Kelly without J-O-K-E.

We’ll know this country is back on the right track when the Constitution is adjusted to increase the Supreme Court seats from 9 to 11 or 13 or, shit, 15. Anything to dilute the stink of Republican controlled assholes. Till then, we’re fucked.

The Internet is where things go to never, ever die. I foresee memes of poor Surai for the rest of her life.

Nice to see someone thumping their chest about another anonymous person’s livelihood.

Context is a marvelous thing. Forced to recite a scripted message = Murdering Jews at concentration camps. Got it.

“Franken did something wrong without consent, show us evidence that Kimmel did something similar” I’d like to get that evidence that Franken did something wrong without consent. He clearly did not touch that woman in the photo, and it’s less than clear as to whether she was in on the joke herself.

I didn’t watch the show for a reason. But having done that show shouldn’t be a terminable offense. Seems a bit backasswards, to keep up with the theme of the day.

He’s earned a spot on the brochure.

College?

The new generation does not like actual music. I blame the mp3.

Gun supporters, as a whole, are extremely paranoid about what the Constitution actually means, and how, say, hundreds of millions of people don’t want to be shot by some sack of shit who just a bought a gun. Which happens to be the way my mom died: someone bought a gun specifically to murder her. Obviously, this man…

Brains don’t stop developing until humans are well into their 20s. That’s science.

He’s on poop patrol. Making sure there’s a dick in every pants in the men’s room.

How does one set a bomb with a tripwire and not expect it to go off? That part of Southwest Austin is not racially or economically similar to East Austin.

Nazis used to dig their own bunkers before eating their own bullets.

There were no bombs in between the first bombing and the 2nd/3rd. So how can there be a previous connection not mentioned in reports?

That connection was made a week ago when the 2 subsequent explosions were connected to the first explosion 10 days beforehand. Got anything else for us?