What do you expect when a man with Asperger’s dictates how people are to communicate with one another?

Other countries don’t have a problem of school shootings. I guess the United States and Honduras have that one thing in common, and this makes you a fucking genius.

He’s on poop patrol. Making sure there’s a dick in every pants in the men’s room.

How does one set a bomb with a tripwire and not expect it to go off? That part of Southwest Austin is not racially or economically similar to East Austin.

Nazis used to dig their own bunkers before eating their own bullets.

After working there for 10 weeks, I think the number is much closer to 350 million. That’s about a quarter of their claimed reach, and that reach is where the supposed value of the company lies, so.....

Facebook claims to have 2 billion unique visitors a month. I’d love to see an audit for that. I say this as a former contract employee for Accenture who was part of the team in charge of Disabled Account appeals. The thing is, Facebook users are only allowed to have one account, and yet just about every ticket in the…

There were no bombs in between the first bombing and the 2nd/3rd. So how can there be a previous connection not mentioned in reports?

That connection was made a week ago when the 2 subsequent explosions were connected to the first explosion 10 days beforehand. Got anything else for us?

Good Mid Majors do schedule each other. The ones who win those games are recognized as a better Mid Major. Which obviously means nothing since a 28-5 Mid Major who doesn’t win the conference tournament gets deemed unworthy to a team that lost 10 more games.

Weird how mediocre teams from big conferences always seem to have tougher schedules than really good teams from mid majors. It’s as if the big conference teams play each other in their Big Conference league schedule just like the mid-majors teams play each other in their own Mid Major Conference schedule.

Don’t you worry. There will still be plenty of low paying jobs. You’ll discover staffing agencies who will hire you on 10-month contracts that will barely cover your rent and nourishment. America is a country of innovation, after all.

Kind of difficult to think the players are getting fucked when the major league minimum contract is around $450,000. The fans are the ones getting fucked with high ticket prices and ridiculous TV contracts restricting access to the games.

Anne would have have been a Belieber. Justin didn’t just say so; he wrote it down in the visitor book, because it’s truth.

These athletes haven’t been drafted or paid yet. Are they a part of the union yet? If not, why would collective bargaining include them?

Just a reminder, the men who asked these questions think that kneeling during the national anthem in response to police violence is a terminable offense.

Since he’s 18 years old, he’s no longer a baby. Problem solved!

He has a messed up condition that will challenge him everyday of his life. Other than that, he seems to have a great sense of humor and has a nice shooting touch. If you focus on that, you won’t feel as bad.

It’s actually what the fucking movie was about. But I suppose we could just forget that and let you rant like the smartest person here. Sweet!

When the audience is the writer of the piece who suggests that racism is overlooked due to Robert Downey Jr in blackface, then, yes, proper context must be provided.