Unpopular opinion: I HATE THE PROPERTY BROTHERS.

ok, I’m weird. I watch this and am awed by each and every shot- the lasting iconography, the technical aspects of each scene- the lighting, camera angle, aesthetic intent & impact and tactile perception- and dammit this is good!

Psht. Let me tell you what it looks like when you don’t facially sweat. Red. Bright red. I wish I did, just a little, so that people at the gym didn’t stare at me like I’m some kind of freak.

Louise Belcher is going to be so pissed.

I do this. It’s science.

Does anyone else have to turn their music down in their car when searching for a location? My friends make fun of me for it, but honestly it’s like turning down the music turns up my eyesight.

This is probably the most controversial thing Christopher Reeve said:

Seriously. You are 68 years old and *motherfucking Bernadette Peters.* Eat the whole granola bar. Jesus.