Apply ice directly to the burn

If Brad Pitt wants the public to ignore his divorce he should have Terrence Malick direct it.

I was riding my big wheel through a hotel my dad was looking after during off season(so he could write a book) and i came up to a room, where i shit you not, some guy in a dog suit was giving head to another guy. they both became aware of my presence and i fled. this was the 80s, before furries, mind you.

ugh i know. Waist constricting garments are the worst when you are on your period.

....how would you react to a grown adult babbling about how Santa Claus was coming in 6 months so they had to behave this summer?

You have no idea what she said to the zoo. She didn’t do anything to you or me or any of the rest of us. She doesn’t owe any of us an apology. You have no idea whether or not she apologized to them.

So what? Who cares if a random woman isn’t appropriately contrite over a situation contriteness wouldn’t change.

It would explain being with Chris Martin. He’s like the tofu of men.

I definitely agree that people go too far. I might be dating myself here, but I knew someone who ran into Val Kilmer in the parking garage of his lawyer’s office as he was going through a divorce. She asked him for his autograph and he wasn’t terribly rude but was a bit brusque and brushed her off without giving her…

Well sheeeeeet, MO****FU****!! THAT’S all you had to say!