Congrats

Yet another Deadspin staffer bitter at the success of the mighty Oakland Athletics

Tell me more about baseball, guy who doesn’t watch baseball.

Gotta admit, in a story involving three baseball players and their wives, I did not think an overwhelming majority would have reasonable opinions. 

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

Today is Serap’s birthday, so everybody wish him a happy birthday.

It actually doesn’t impact that at all when you realize that the Browns spend most of the game with their heads shoved up their own asses.

So you go to hockey games and shout (even) more obviously racist shit? Cool, cool. You should be real proud of that.

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

I checked in with the pile of human shit this week and it too is getting ready for Sunday

Yes, you’ve discovered the deep-state conspiracy known as “film festivals.”

Doesn’t he know that the rules changed a few years back? Catchers aren’t allowed to defend home like that anymore.

What an idiot! It’s the Dodgers who need someone in their bullpen right now!

Get a load of this snitch!

"Deadspin is better than this."

The Chinaman is not the issue here. The Mets roster is.

Its cool when very different people can come together to find something they can agree on like how Macklemore dislikes George W. Bush because of his stance on gay marriage and Carroll dislikes him because he blew up the twin towers.

HOW DO I LOOK IN THESE??!!