It was a blowjob from when he was in COLLEGE, it's been probably 5+ years at least. who gives a shit.

omg, was waiting all night to say: FUCK YOU MOLLY

I think that's the point in the review, but it felt weird because why this big change in Lawrence all of a sudden? He just rejected Tasha, got off of work at Best Buy and then his girlfriend came home late, but now he's good and ready to get married? after writing "there's more to life" on computer screens at work all…

Also plenty of people would say Cecily is conventionally attractive, she's their stand in beautiful woman for everything.

Like, no. that doesn't matter. No. No one is coming to SNL to look at conventionally attractive people.

Do you find Kyle Mooney's appearance to be attractive?

I think you think you just said a good thing, but you did not.

He is at all of the parties I go to….

SNL still hates black women. That Leslie/Kyle skit was based entirely on her not looking like a woman and being this giant hilarious black unfeminine thing with a small white guy, lol how funny, omg.

Not really, she said it's a show about racism in a post-racial world. so the show addressed racism, but the reality the characters exist in is some alternate reality where things are post-racial and a black woman could get away with a crime.

I thought it was sadness because the only other survivor died. I don't think she remembers anything after eating the heart.

hmm, might have something to do with that. like, Scathach only tried to help Matt and Lee, maybe she used to hang with a lot of black witches.

idk why this is AV Club news, but like, Chance the Rapper doing a free show/parade to encourage voting in your hometown of Chicago today isn't. National music publications are covering it, I just don't get why yall jump on Chance's dick when it's like "performing at the White House for Christmas" but ignore his actual…

I ain't notice. Only saw dat ass.

Chris should've just been like "hey, we're moving too fast" instead of pretending to be her boyfriend. that's so needlessly cruel.

thank you. that's all. that's my deep commentary. great review. great episode. can't wait to see the rest of the season!!!

FINALLY. WAS WAITING ALL NIGHT TO SAY:

Kroatoa only works when there isn't a blood moon. That was explained in the re-enactment.

if you have floor seats, it's seriously life-changing

I saw this show in Chicago and it was amazing. Too bad for them.