Some guys legit don't know where it is. I've had to guide a few.

girth for the win!

Um, they are both real AND affirming in the pursuit of personal growth and family relationships.

Narwhals are amazing. I'm always excited when someone doesn't realize they are real so I can dump my absurd amount of narwhal love one them.

sometimes i forget if narwhals are real or fictional, and then i google to check and i'm just SO STOKED every time i re-find out they're real.