When I was single, I remember talking politics with some guy I’d met at a party. He tried to call me out for something, and I sternly nailed him back with facts and data. I sincerely thought he was a jerk because of the way he smugly raised his objections to my argument and rolled his eyes. I walked away.

“told her no thank you, on the spot.”

Do you think Selena Gomez is starting to feel like Good Luck Chuck?

Taylor Swift, who litters her hits with references to the many men she’s been involved with, airing dirty laundry with little self-reflection.

Mary Shelley lost her virginity on her mother’s grave. And also learned to read by tracing the letters of her mother’s gravestone.

I’ve lived with pretty severe bipolar disorder I since I was 14 (diagnosed only at age 28, but the symptoms set in far, far earlier than that). I know the pain of being so depressed you can’t get out of bed for days at a time, so much that even the thought of showering is too exhausting to accomplish. I know how it…

It’s funny that this attitude seems to only apply to the most important positions in the land. Nobody wants an “outsider” to fly their plane or perform surgery on them.

This is what kills me about the idea that we should election “non-politicians” to public office of any kind - and this is an idea that comes from both sides of the isle.

FUCK.

Reindeer are better than people.

There is something you can do, that all of us who have children in our lives can do. You love them, you nurture them, you do your very best to teach them to be as good as they can be.

I was enlisted back in the 90s and you didn’t get to touch a weapon outside of tightly controlled circumstances. All ammo was painstakingly accounted for each and every time you went to the rifle range or on guard duty. There was no fucking around. Because an M-16 is a deadly weapon of war. No one, and I mean no one,…

JUST GONNA SIT OVER HERE CRYING GUYS. I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve owned both cats and dogs and losing them opens up a hole in your heart that can shock you, especially if you aren’t prepared for the pain. You did a great thing by providing him with a home while he was here. You’re good people.

So sorry to see you go, and I’ll be following at the Toast. I know it’s just the internet, but this blog has meant a lot to me. Beyond the funny articles and the great makeup info, the millihelen commenters are some of the most supportive, lovely internet people I’ve ever met. I think that’s a direct function of the…

I did and he has not.