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That Uniqlo dress looks like a hospital gown at a sanitarium.

My eye surgeon goes to Africa one month every year to do free cataract operations on locals. I think that’s seriously great.

wow, my whole life is a lie

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

Get off Julie Sawalha’s ass. Just because a woman is over forty doesn’t mean she has to wear boring shifts and MOtB dresses. Particularly on this red carpet.

He actually donated his life savings (like $17K, I think?) to Oxfam right before his trip, which I actually think is great. That he burned his leftover cash still boggles my mind, though.

yes, because i only date men who smell like hickory smoke and chainsaw fumes

Idiots glorify other idiots.

How anyone could watch that movie and not think that McCandless was a giant dumbass is beyond me. Why do people idolize a spoiled brat that killed himself from a mix of ego and incompetence?

We are so sick of these dumb people. Also the tourists who get off the cruise ship and decide it’s fine to just walk up the side of a glacier with no gear. This is not a theme park, you will not be fine.

Kristofer Hivjur sans beard

If I can see her ankle then it is clearly a sex thing.

I would definitely fuck that photo. Especially if it wore sepia tone.

I always wonder what people do with this stuff. Someone spent - with fees - over 10 grand on a feathered coat with the E! logo in the lining. Surely you’re not going to wear that, are you? Do you put in on a mannequin and display it so you can say “That belonged to Joan Rivers,” and people reply, “Oh, cool?” Is that

AND ONE OF THE HOTTEST TUNES

- The letter W

A few months ago my husband and I were talking about the election, and he couldn’t remember her name. “What’s-her-face: the crazy abortion lady” he said, a fitting epithet for Fiorina if there ever was one.

Honorable mention in the badass ladies stakes must go to the Littlest Mormont, for the epic bitchface she threw Ramsay.

Lady Mormont is the baddest little bitch and I love her.