garlic goes in pretty much everything I make. it’s a way of life.

Congratulations! I graduated from law school in 1979, and for years — decades — afterwards, I had occasional nightmares in which I would get a call from the registrar’s office telling me that they made a mistake and I didn’t really have enough credits to graduate, so I had to go back to school.

still not smoking! 18 days!

Had colon cancer last year. Surgery, no chemo, no radiation.

I think i slept for 10 hours

I'm really sorry about your dad. :( As far as I'm concerned, teachers should get all the money and benefits plus a bottle of good wine each week.

I finished law school this week!!!*

MENOPAUSE: AN AAARRGGGHHH STORY

Like there aren’t enough bodily fluids in the Pacific.

i’m becoming more of a lucille with each passing day

Or this one:

Goddamn Kinja keeps eating my picture and the link

Pfft... amateurs. Back in the ‘60s we had space fashion.

There’s a whole pile of 1/2 inch cedar cubes in my bathroom cabinet. They’re there for moisture absorbsany, but also ART.

Oh god, I just realized what the piece is about. It’s a long piece of wood that is not particularly comfortable. It’s a damn dick joke.

Luckily, I slept through the alarm.

MitsuBEEshi.

I was about to say, “I DO!” but then realized that I’m not under 30.