my multicollector mass spec runs a cool Million all tricked out...but, in general, you are correct: GC-MS isn’t terribly new, cutting edge, nor expensive technology. Pass the J, please.

has anyone read the novel?? Care to comment?

seriously. Some filters, please? Especially to remove Disney, Jesus, crafts, and weddings

Hehehe, also marathoners...

Oh god, SUCH a scam. Ya’ll know you can buy used bikes, right?? RIGHT? like, a decent road or mountain bike? And their are decent cycling shoes for what you’d pay for renting their shitty shoes for two sessions! Seriously...go the fuck outside. And x-country ski in the winter...still cheaper, I promise!

this also reminds me of the episode of Six Feet Under where they rent out the funeral parlor for like, old-people-square-dancing class.

Eh, why not? I consider the wedding and funeral industry to be equally scam-ridden, so why not capitalize on both of these money-sucking institutions!

That has to be one of the ugliest effing bags I have ever seen.

“A fool and their money...” , etc.

That’s me every morning: yelling at NPR (I have the unfortunate pleasure of living in WI right now)

WANT

Think of a contemporary art museum full of amazing mind-fuck art...it’s like that. Those paintings/sculptures/installments, etc. don’t belong above your fireplace the same way these clothes don’t belong on you.

Yay! This is the only acceptable use of mason jars at a wedding!

No, I think mason jars have moved from Hipster nonsense to Basic nonsense.

I hate Pinterest so much. Perhaps it’s because I suck at “crafting” or whatever, but does anyone else feel like it’s incredibly infantilizing that most of this shit looks like something they’d have you do at age 10 summer camp or in a fucking psych ward as art therapy??

I miss Regretsy so, so much. On that note, is there a similar site nowadays that hates on Pinterest (other than the occasional Jezebel post)? ‘Cause I’d be all over that...

Ugh. All I remember from Smash was a lot of yell-singing.

Things I detest even more because of Pinterest: Disney, nail polish (seriously, if I see another pic of freshly painted fingers clawing a bottle of nail polish...), inane comments, the jeebus-loving bible-humpers, and these fucking minions. Why, why, WHY the obsession?? I didn’t even know what movie they were from…

ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod! I’m fangirling so. hard. right now. I thought I was too old for this reaction...nope.

Holy shit, I STILL love that movie! Kate Libby: will you please hack the planet with meee???