Christian Bale has full voting rights for on set Chriscisions as being a Chris isn’t restricted to Christophers.

I met John Waters at a bar in San Francisco years back, I think it was called Dear Mom. Nicest guy ever, he bought me a drink, took a picture with me and we chatted for a minute. I feel like you much more often hear celebrity-sighting horror stories than things like that.

I mean, I’m all for artistic integrity, but would it really have been impossible in either of these scenes to give Cruise and Winslet a small air tank that you digitally removed in post production? 

Are we sure this isn't a parody? That narrator voice sounds like an SNL joke commercial. 

Colbert made a good point the other day when he said “Remember when you had whole days when you didn’t think about the President?”

And yet, the guy fanning the flames of hate is still walking around.

This is what the GOP has been buildings towards sign Ronnie Raygun. The death of America due to everyone with a functioning brain rejecting them.

It’s not even that: The Oligarchy have been doing their damndest to turn the US into a banana republic for at least 40 years if not longer.  Like, literally a corporatist state style banana republic.  This is what you get when the capitalism and mass market propaganda are allowed to go unchecked by government in the…

We put an uneducated moronic reality show star and compulsive liar in charge and expected wise leadership, then were so stupid we almost did it again. Some of us are even so stupid they are actively trying to help him steal the election. It’s almost like putting our faith in terrible and stupid people has a downside,…

Theres a reason they didnt take money is so he couldnt get his greedy hands on it. Instead, if its approved, they will give it away for free. Trump would of sold it to the highest bidder to make a profit off of it

Once again, The Root comes through with the story I didn’t know I needed today.

*sniff*

Trump wanted a coronavirus vaccine, and not a vaccine that would help save lives (who gives a shit about that?); Trump wanted a vaccine before the election to save his presidency.

A writer I follow on Facebook posted a bunch of Tweets this morning from right wingers bemoaning how Fox is pandering to the left now and completely unfair and they’re all moving to NewsMax because they’re REAL NEWS!

“In fact, you haven’t heard about it at all since election day, just like he predicted!”

Clearly he confused coronavirus reporting with the Fox/conservative media reporting on the “migrant caravans”, which literally did disappear immediately after the 2018 election, almost as though it was invented out of whole cloth to scare people into voting for R’s. Meanwhile, 150K infections a day later....

I don’t think the President can issue a mask mandate. However, he absolutely could have set a much better example which many of his supporters would have followed. But then how would he own the libs?

I think Claire Lower at Lifehacker’s Skillet made fake bacon out of banana peels? Wait, I can check! https://skillet.lifehacker.com/this-bacon-is-bananas-peels-that-is-1833479569

You can eat anything, although, to be fair, some things you can only eat once.

I think you should have this kind of post under a different tag: OH FUCK OFF, INTERNET.