It is obvious that the same asshole wrote the same speech for everyone.

It is gloriously apropos that a movie featuring Illyana Rasputin has been stuck in Limbo for years.

I swear the only part missing with Herschel Walker was Donald Trump coming on to say “I can’t be racist, I have a black friend” before Walker said “He can’t be racist, he has a black friend.”

My friends and I were totally sharing this around:

I applaud the AV Club stance on this!

All snark aside, this is the right call from both an ethical and scientific perspective. I knew Disney was greedy and soulless, but I didn’t think they were dumb enough to think enough people would choose the 800th different X-Men over risking their lives to make a profit. 

Nah, she’s the leader of the Visitors in V

“Man, the Blacks for Trump were in the building and they shucked up and tapped out. Fucking Herschel Walker. Again, I’m not a doctor but it did appear to me that Walker was suffering from CTE, which has befallen many football players.”

I suppose The New Mutants finally being released qualifies as one of the signs of the apocalypse, and hey, wouldn’t you know it, there’s an apocalypse happening!

There has to be a less dangerous way for Disney to bury a movie to get around contractual obligations.

That decor...it’s like a cross between a Nazi rally and a bingo hall. I guess they couldn’t spring for the expensive flags for Donny Jr. but went with the Chinese knock-offs.

I think Tricia Helfer has been in the opening credits of every episode this season, so it was nice to see her finally show up. She (and everybody else) was really good in this.

I’m really glad this episode was completely different than what everyone was guessing. The most popular theory was that this was the Goddess’s universe. Thank goodness we got this instead.

I'm actually enjoying the pace of the show, because it's unexpected. The way you describe is how one would assume it was going to go down. I'm glad we don't have a couple hours of filler with the characters stuck in the house and talking in circles about the predicament they're in. 

I wondered why George and Leti were so carefree in the opening but that was because only Tic remembered what happened at night. The first indication of his inheritance - the forgetting spell didn’t work on him. This was, as William said at the end of last episode, his home. But of course, any kind of good time came…

The show’s following the book pretty closely, this was just Chapter 2. It makes sense in the big picture.

Samuel Braithwhite (Tony Goldwyn)—son of Titus, father of Christina

I think you’re oversimplifying it.

The one and only complaint that I have about this show is the timeline. If Lucifer found out a little over a year ago about Chloe being a gift from God, then that means that Dan has been through the fucking ringer. He got divorced, fell in love with the actual Goddess of creation (lost her), then fell in love with the…

But honestly, Michael as a character is more like “the Devil” than Lucifer.