wouldn’t you think that it would almost draw less attention if one were to just walk the 20 feet from the gym to the car like a normal human?Maybe! Just saying.

I would feel bad if something bad was going on with this girl but like, I am so so wary of viral stuff like this as just a marketing ploy

I tried using my boner to write with, once. The pen taped onto it really didn’t work that well, my hips got really tired trying to do fine movements, and the tape hurt a lot coming off.

I never really *got* Wonder Woman before this. Now I am sitting here wanting nothing more than to be her, and am upset that I wasted a whole childhood not pretending I was Wonder Woman at all times.

where my girls at?

Eh, it feels crappy to be dragging him back in public life. Guy’s lost it all and is working menial jobs to make ends meet.

it sounds like she knew about the sex and famous lines but not ‘that bitch’

I love Anthony Anderson. That was real joy and surprise on his face when his name got called out. Great way to start my morning!

I also got the impression that he resents her team for trying to make it seem like this is what the break up was about.

I feel SO alive right now, guys.

After careful consideration, and hour long (coughthreesecondscough) deliberation, I have come to the inevitable conclusion that I’m all:

This Compton girl grew up to be one of the greatest champions and competitors in the history of sport, she bought a home in France and learned French, which she speaks in her interviews at the French Open at Roland Garros. The French fans adore her for this. She is interested and involved in fashion and art. She dates…

“...and Taylor cannot understand why Kanye West, and now Kim Kardashian, will not just leave her alone.”

Yes somebody speaking sense over here. She totally approved it and then acted like she was shocked, a poor little innocent white girl attacked by the big bad black man all over again. I can definitely understand how that upsets Kanye and Kim because I think she's deliberately playing into that trope and it's subtle…

the woman literally emailed me right after the story went up to say “i’m glad you told that commenter to fuck off”

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.

and to check in with jia!

fuck off

My heart broke into one thousand pieces for this woman. my god. MY GOD. I CANNOT.