This upcoming season is gonna be such a big deal (especially on Jezebel) for mostly really bad reasons.

NOPE, Kenan. Just, NOPE.

My parents didn't have to lie, scrap, fight, or cheat their way to get me into an Ivy League school. They taught me that if I did the best I could do, then that was good enough for them. That support and my goddamn hard work got me a diploma from an Ivy League university. That's it. That's all. Loving parental support…

HP. All day. Every day. Always.

I mean just think: Zombies! Strong female protagonist! YA supernatural motifs! Hints at a romance that's not totally plot-consuming! Possible steampunk production design!

Still waiting for my Abhorsen trilogy movies.

Preach, Anna Gunn.

^This article.

Only thing I liked about this whole thing is that his hair is finally cut.

This confirms two things.

That's how I originally felt. But recent episodes have gotten better. It's still not as good as I want it to be but I have hope.

His guest starring role on Workaholics as a "cool guy" that is later revealed to be a pedophile was actually pretty hilarious.

Not necessarily. Although as someone who was born in South Jersey and went to high school in Somerset County (not Franklin though), I do have to say there are pockets in Central Jersey and I'm sure in North Jersey too of Confederate-flag waving houses.

Ugh I went to high school in Somerset County. Different school, though but nearby. All I have to say is "UGH." and "Not Surprised."

I was interested in reading the article. Then I saw it was written by Joel Stein, who is insufferable.

I chuckled at the mention of "alcohol crime."

My boss' name is Pearl. She's AWESOME.