Jesus... my adrenaline was pumping while reading this, I felt like I was back in high school.

Well, it seems that they haven't been close friends for a long time now, they've just been pretending to be (for da fans? for PR? ONTDers aren't really sure, but they are sure that this friendship is dead and will not be resurrected because they've both "changed too much"). Demi is mad at Selena for numerous offenses.…

There's an episode of Bob's Burgers where Bob takes Tina to get a Mother-Daughter leg waxing bc Linda was busy with something else. They talked about how awesomely smooth it was and how good it felt on pants and in the breeze, then Gene got jealous and they got his legs waxed too lol...good stuff :)

Gotta love the old days. "Is that gas all over the ground, dear?". " Just shut it and smile, baby"

Especially when we all know it is children who are clueless pigs. Somehow my kids are each able to leave 3 pairs of socks on the floor every day.

The fuck is that? And how did you have it at the ready?

That's on you, Sandusky.

I wonder if all these people regret having kids because they don't LET THEM ALONE for a minute.

Me! That would be me!

If there is a just and glorious God, that strain of medical marijuana that's named after her will be called "Cheech and Chung"

#noonecurr #poordat

"You let me in and I left you something"? Wow. That's some....wow. And you still want to punch things SIX YEARS LATER? I am shocked, *shocked* your ex didn't want to have a baby with you.

Yeah, my husband was shocked to realise that the correlation between pregnancy and domestic violence beginning/escalating is so strong that at your first midwife appointment here (in London), they insist on seeing the pregnant woman alone for 15 mins to provide her with resources and ask her if she's experiencing…

A woman is more likely to be killed or murdered by her partner while pregnant than at any other time in the relationship. That fact chills me to the bone.

I would do exactly that, especially the last part. Are you a middle child or a Capricorn?

I was thinking the same thing, but in regards to her weight. I have always been so envious of women who did not have to grow up wasting all that time and energy and worry and stress about losing weight. I was never even really that much over what I should have been. Just enough to make me always feel fat. Sometimes I…

I can't watch these things. I found a class photo of my now 11 year old son; the photo was from two or three years ago. I gasped when I saw it— my son looked so young and it wasn't long ago. His face is rapidly changing from a young boy's to a young man's. How could the fullness and roundness of those infant cheeks…

"True Tori"? So he's not even in the title of their reality shows anymore?

I MISS SHEREE TOO! Look, I get why Kim took her leave. Or was forced to. By the time she was booted off she was basically refusing to interact with all the other women, acting as if her spinoff was the only thing that mattered and she should only be obligated to film at home in her Juicy Couture pants. But NeNe is…